July 2012
Watchsmooon:
oraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
me
mom: ok honey wait in line i forgot to get some eggs
me: ok hurry
me:
me:
me: mom where are you
me: mom hurry up what are you doing
me: omg i'm almost to the front of the line what am i going to do
me: mom i can't breathe where are you i'm next in line
employee: next
me:
employee:
me:
me: faints
Watchsetbabiesonfire:
calypsoh:
thathardcorekid:
fetusich:
deer god
omg hahahahahaha
wut is air
i died twice from laughter
Watchrubeitalloverme:
remember when connecting to the internet sounded like it was performing an exorcism
24ribs:
10 year old me would be so disappointed about the fact that I never order anything from infomercials where you have to be 18 or older
“I am myself. That is not enough.”
– Sylvia Plath (via outofhowmany)
